Hello,
My dear partner,
It has been so long since the last letter, but not as long as I have last seen you. Do not do that again, by the way. I swear. I will shoot you in the face with the neatest gun if I see you there again. Now let us talk about the more normal topics:
I heard about the incident with your favourite vest. Pity and sad. I think I have seen you and that thing in every situation imaginable, you looked ridiculous wearing that over pajamas to take out the trash, by the way. I think with my bonus and your savings, we can get another one for you. If you haven't already gotten a replacement yourself, anyways. Also, he said it "tasted like a million bucks." But don't tell him that I told you that. He might strangle me.
Regarding work, it's been alright. Just typical, I suppose. Evaluate the situation and risk levels, take the trash out, do some paperwork in the office, a lot of paperwork. But we power through them as always.
And unfortunately, about your project, no, I haven't had the chance to yet. Somehow I feel that you can leave it alone, it would be just fine. Trust me, alright?
The usual, stay hydrated, eat something healthy, say hello to his sibling for me, live love laugh or something of the sort.
Forever yours
-AB
