> Enter password...
> WORK_h0RS3
> Password accepted. Decrypting...
Hello Operative.
Below is the requested information about Joslyn Hone. I think what you find there may intrigue you.
I have color coded them based on clearance level, so you may avoid downloading illegal information on your PDA.
FILE 1: [Public Employee Records, Joslyn Hone]
Name: Joslyn Hone
Species: Moth (humanoid, sapient)
Gender: Woman (varies)
Profession: Varies
Notable Concerns: Tendency towards forgetfulness and easily swayed by emotional pleas.
Criminal Record: [RECORD EXPUNGED]
Appearance: Pastel-purple. 'Fluffy'. Usually feminine. Tends to deviate from standard work uniform, for given reason: 'look more badass'.
Preferences: Prefers calm and clean environments. Does not like overcrowding or badly maintained rooms. Enjoys having a variety of food and quickly gets angry when forced to eat plain cloth, given reason: 'Eat plain cloth shit every day, you eat bread without toppings every day? Yeah it gets fucking old". Enjoys being able to accomplish tasks in non-standard ways.
Enjoyed Work: Skilled construction, simple hauling and shipment
Disliked: Violence against animals, plain food, mistreatment of [RECORD EXPUNGED]
Miscellaneous Psychological Observations: [RECORD EXPUNGED]
FILE 2: [Central Command Employee Information Memo: Joslyn Hone]
As of recent, certain personnel have decided to appoint Joslyn-model clones to heads of staff of various stations without oversight. THIS SHOULD NOT BE DONE. As my usage of the term implies, Joslyn Hone is not a person. They are a notably stable bio-pattern for cargo work and engineering. IT IS OK to assign Joslyn-model clones to other jobs due to their wide variety of artifically integrated skills, but putting them in command positions without oversight is asking for trouble, as we still don't know how we've managed to avoid cloning degradation with this model. The next time I see someone do this I'm going to order them to be shipped out of an airlock.
Fucking thank you,
Your Local CC Officer
I hope this helps you with your assigned mission. If you can, please try to extract a Joslyn specimen alive for testing. I have a few theories that need to be examined.
