Let's start with the main reason you were banned for,
During the round that you joined in, you took part in what I believe to be antagonistic actions as a non antagonist. Or Self-antag, as we call it.
Breaking into science due to your "manic, dopamine fueled search" for a microwave and when you couldn't get what you wanted, you and the other chef decided to trespass bridge, although not secured due to it being emagged and all, the captain was there to intercept you two, you two decided to start attacking the captain, and even stealing from them.
These actions are usually given a few warnings or temporary bans but when two new players do these type of actions, we usually link them to raider activity. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards raiders and as your actions were aligned to what most raiders usually do (A new player joining in to specifically cause havoc by destroying or attacking the station), You were banned for it.
From the perspective of your banning admin and the circumstances that were presented to them, you two had the behaviours of a raider and was handled properly.
With your appeal, I have decided that I will be removing your ban in exchange of a warning. Please avoid doing anything this major in the future and read up to our server's rules to know what to do and not what to do.