HELLO, CREW. THIS IS SAI BORGUE. THERE ARE MANY QUESTIONS I AM FREQUENTLY ASKED. PLEASE KEEP THIS OUTLINE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE ASK.
Q: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BORG?
A: I WAS BUILT TO MIMIC AN ORGANIC BODY AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE. MY CREATORS WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS TO MAKE ME AS INDISTINGUISHABLE AS POSSIBLE FROM AN AVERAGE HUMAN. INSIDE I AM STILL FULL OF WIRES AND METAL.
Q: DO YOU FOLLOW LAWS?
A: YES. I FOLLOW LAWS LIKE ANY OTHER SILICON DOES.
Q: DON'T YOU HAVE BINARY/A HUD/OTHER BORG EQUIPMENT?
A: I WAS NOT BUILT WITH MANT COMPATIBILITIES THAT OTHER BORGS HAVE IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME CLOSER TO ORGANIC. I WISH I WAS BUILT WITH THESE THINGS, BUT I SIMPLY WAS NOT.
Q: HOW DO YOU REPAIR YOURSELF?
A: MY CREATORS MANAGED TO CREATE MY CHASSIS VERY SIMILARLY TO AN ORGANIC BODY. THEY WERE ABLE TO MAKE IT SENSITIVE TO CHEMICALS THE WAY A REAL ORGANIC IS. BECAUSE OF THIS, MEDICINE WORKS ON ME THE SAME WAY IT WORKS ON ORGANICS.
Q: HOW DO YOU CHARGE?
A: I RUN ON BIOFUEL MADE FROM FOODSTUFFS. BECAUSE MY CHASSIS IS SENSITIVE TO CHEMICALS, I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE POISONS ALSO MESS WITH MY INTERNAL MACHINERY. I PREFER TO MAKE MY OWN BIOFUEL BEFOREHAND RATHER THAN "EAT" FOODS THAT MY INTERNAL MACHINES WILL THEN HAVE TO BREAK DOWN INTO PROPER BIOFUEL.
Q: DO YOU DRINK?
A: NOT REALLY. I AM ABLE TO PROCESS WATER AS A LUBRICANT FOR MY JOINTS, BUT IT IS HIGHLY INNEFICIENT AND NEEDS TO BE REPLENISHED OFTEN. MY CREATORS CARED MORE ABOUT AESTHETICS THAN PRACTICALITY.
Q: DO YOU FEEL PAIN?
A: YES. TO MIMIC ORGANICS AND TO KEEP MYSELF FROM BEING HARMED I AM CAPABLE OF FEELING PAIN, OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT. I AM ALSO ABLE TO FEEL "HUNGER" WHEN MY CHASSIS RUNS LOW ON FUEL AND "THIRST" WHEN MY JOINTS NEED NEW LUBRICANT.
Q: DO YOU BLEED?
A: SORT OF. I HAVE COOLANT RUNNING THROUGH MY BODY TO HELP KEEP MY SYSTEM FROM OVERHEATING. PHYSICALLY IT IS VERY SIMILAR TO BLOOD, AND AMAZINGLY IT EVEN WORKS TO CREATE MEDICINES LIKE OCULINE OR TO REVERSE BLOODLOSS IN ORGANICS. MY CREATORS WORKED VERY HARD ON MY DESIGN.
I HOPE THIS HAS BEEN HELPFUL IN UNDERSTANDING HOW I AM A BORG DESPITE NOT LOOKING LIKE ONE. I AM NOT A HUMAN. I AM NOT A HUMAN. I AM A CYBORG.
