I've recently had a pretty generic traitor round, nothing I haven't experienced many times before, where I was an officer and the sec team was.... fucking atrocious. Im not talking about bad at their jobs, I mean bad roleplayers, bad participants in this form of shared story telling we call SS14 ...

This one I think one is pretty simple, im not bad at the game or a noob or anything but sometimes even I get gibed by arrivals (mostly when I forget im not sec and dont have externals access and get FUCKING STUCK). Parameds basically never come in time, even if you radio to warn. Arrivals is where ...

Hi, Im Ethan. I play Timmy Tuesday, Unstable Minsie, Houston Summers, Honor Thy Kin, and on many occasions other temporary dumbass characters. I've seen clips of imp for a good year or more and always thought it looked interesting, back when I basically only played Harmony I discovered trixx's ss14 ...

Here are some of my reasons for why I think both CCVIPS, NTR and magistrate, should be removed from the game.

Constant (and routinely unmet) need for admin intervention.
I play Funky a lot, in my experience about 50% of NTRs and/or magis do one or more blatantly ahelpable things in a round. Most ...

Timmy's eyes stare in the same stupid, blank stare as they always do. He picks his familiar x-mas crown out of his eyes and whips his nose with the back of his hand. His smile grows to fill an unreasonable proportion of his face. He speaks softly in a voice both nasally and squeaky.

"I unno, people ...

Timmy Tuesday is a failed clone that mutated early in development causing growth in his body faster than in his brain, after initially being stored in an examination room to judge his viability he would soon hear a commotion outside where he miraculously defeated a loose carp with a nearby crowbar ...