Gonna use this thread to mald from now on.
On that note:
I honest to GOD hope Forky comes sooner because I cannot STAND BC.
Whoops, we got a sizeable amount of steel to our base, GG!
Whoops, security didnt notice us in thirty minutes, GG!
Whoops, we decided to break the game, and base ourselves in ...

Why every nukie round gotta come with some other antag alongside the nukies.
I rolled Heretic just now, thought it was gonna be a nice round of me getting to be Evil Erie Fairweather, then we get alerts of Terrorists on station, and we get steamrolled by nukies.
Like, this wouldnt be such a problem ...

"Well, I dunno 'ze name- like, 'ze actual name I mean, 'ze one that shows up on all the charteurs and stuff. Everyone who lives 'zere just uhm- calls it Spoke. Like, 'ze wheel, not 'ze verb."
She blinks a few times, before bringing out frosted donut and munching on it idly.
"Anyways, I grew up ...

Erie seems entranced in the music, and a mix of her own thoughts. She processes that someone asked her something about a half-minute later.
She apologizes profusely, then starts to answer.
"I 'zink i was young-ish... It was just me and dad- I was like, four.
We round a corneur- And boom! 'uman. Now ...

Erie's eyes dart around in a panic, before she seems to resign herself to the secret-telling.
She begins, voice shaky.
"Okay, deepest secret. It's, uhm- I-"
She blinks a few times, before her voice and posture straighten.
"I always say 'ze first 'zing I uhm, remembeur is being in some blankets in ...

"Uhm. I've 'ad-d my cane stolen a lot of times in a row. I 'z-zin-nk-k, if it got taken by someone any more tim-mes, I'd-"
Erie fairwether stops herself. Her head turns towards the floor, empty sockets now hidden by tufts of unkempt hair.
"Whateveur I would do, it would be so 'zey can't-t 'urt me ...

There are three Erie Fairweathers, categorically speaking

This is Erie.
https://i.postimg.cc/FkFfpMkz/20260309102225_1.jpg
"'Zank you so much misteur captain! You're 'ze best."
-Erie Fairweather, when told she would be promoted from Service Worker to Bartender.
She has memory problems ...