SS14 username: TheHolyAegis
Discord Username: TheH0lyAegis
How old are you?
19
Have you read the requirements, and ensured you meet them?
Yes, I have the required hours (I even have all roles unlocked and played, except CMO that is...)
How many hours do you have on Funky?
Steam says 1,235.9, the overall says about 1,000, since I also observe a lot.
Have you helped with whitelists before, or played Nanotrasen Career Trainer on New Player Weekend? Please elaborate on which one.
Yes, I have played NCT multiple times, I always love to help new players.
What tips you off that a player might be a good fit for Funky, if anything?
If they love to roleplay, more than actually playing the game. And I think most people are a great fit, as long as they don't go malding in OOC.
Have you ever had an interesting or fun experience helping a new player? If so, tell us about it.
Yeah, my first round as NCT is where I helped two medical interns who were completely new and there was no CMO, an admin (Gostir) reached out to me that they needed help, so I went there and explained most of it in character, only saying controls in help chat. I loved it so much, seeing them understand everything after explaining the basics.
How do you like to teach interns or new players, if at all?
In character of course, if it is ingame. In Discord just via messages.
What areas of the game would you say are your strong suit, if any?
I am good with almost all aspects, that are not chemistry or heretic. (Chemistry I just don't like and I haven't played a lot of heretic).
What is your favorite department? Why is it your favorite department?
Do I have to choose just one? 
I like all departments, but currently I play lots of cargo, because I love making lots of money.
Tell us a fun fact you know about the game. The more niche, the better.
The CCVIPs are technically not part of the crew, for silicons they are 'crew', but otherwise they are just glorified visitors. People often forget that.
Tell us about a roleplay moment you fondly remember.
This one happened recently, I glued a bottle of alcohol, and gave it to the mime in my maid cafe. The mime then using emotes tries putting it down, after every attempt walking away confidently and then realize the bottle is still stuck to their hand, then they walk back and it repeats. I laughed so hard my stomach hurted.
Are you committed to keeping up with mechanics changes and learning them so you may teach new players, and presenting a friendly, helpful face in our community?
Of course, I always love to learn new things in the game. (Can't wait for forky!)
Are you willing to assist admins with whitelists by helping look over and pre-approve them?
Yeah, I know they could use the help a lot.