funky station

i played HOP on funky for the first time today and a security cadet got mad at me because i didn't give him a godo plush i had in my office and said something along the lines of "your kind are all asses" (referring to all HOPs) so i wrote a personal grievance report form where i mentioned that the cadet violated rule 12 of sec ROC which is a violation of rule 1 of sec SOP which let me get the NTR involved and i was able to convince the vox NTR that the human cadet was being speciesist towards me who was a rodentia which got him class 2'ed

i'm very proud of my malicious use of paperwork even if it did not work against the tesloose.