Whitelist Request - SanityIssues
Your SS14 Username: SanityIssues
Your Discord Username (NOT REQUIRED): SirePhipeapphle @sanityissues
Briefly describe the background and/or personality of a character you enjoy playing (Can be SS14, DND, or a character you just made up!):
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*radio crackles on*
Yous, this thing on?... resplendent!
Morning, hardworkers of Engineeria! This is your Chief Engineer Moffew Pinkermoft speaking.
I'm glad with all my heart you've been assigned to this... uhh...
*rustling of papers*
... wonderful Gate-NT-273 Station. I hope your training will suffice to handle this magnific... oh who am I kidding... this moffshit rust-coffin.
Now, as per Nanotrasen official guideline Number E6 dash...
*cheap cardboard folder dropped to the ground*
... whatever-Nine-Seven, I am required to remind my staff to have a toolbelt with engineering tools, emergency air supply respective of Species, as well as your ID to be on you at all times.
You know the drill. If you don't know the drill - please refer to HOP about transferral to Service department, as scheduled payment for this shift does not motivate me well enough to give a shit.
Stay safe... *radio being put down* ...now where did they place my wine....
*radio crackles off*
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Overall I do like my Moffew, the forever underpaid, laid back, snarky, but very professional moffman;
Who is really really tired of NT shit, but goes with it regardless, not like he has better things going for him... yet.
You wont find him doing more than exactly required to be classified as passable, unless motivated by wine, EVA adventures and emergency situations. Anything else - well, you get a conversation... I guess... Maybe a compliment, perhaps... Have I mentioned the part about wine? Yeah, he likes wine. And emergency situations. And cryogenics, somehow.
Also, come here, let me explain to you what ratios and compression are best suited for a high-sustain, vacuum-cooled Thermoelectric combustion...and why sweet red port-wine is the pinnacle of alcohol consuption.
What made you join Funky Station?:
I just wanna play somewhere that's NOT LRP clusterfjuck (mostly) as Starlight, Goob or Wizden. I found my high-pop MRP baby in RMC, now I want to get back to "classic" space station experience.
And other options have become less enticing over the years playing this game.