Ryean Holmeal
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2026 12:43 am
Ryean Holmeal DOES NOT TASTE GOOD, any such accounts are false. Further attempts to "find out if he has a gooey center" or "see if he tastes like a raspberry Donk Pocket" will not go unpunished.
Reports that buried within 1 in 1000 gingerbread people is a "Lucky Donk Co. Golden Ticket™ to be redeemed for up to $10,000 worth of prizes and a chance to win a lifetime* supply of Donk Pockets™" are untrue.
*lifetime supply voided after resuscitation or cloning, silicons are ineligible for this contest
You have my full permission to draw this biscuit-brain, he just can't stop smiling!
