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NAME: God-Damned (assigned; birth name unknown)
SPECIES: Reptilian
HEIGHT: 199cm (6'7")
WEIGHT: 96kg (212 lbs)
AGE: 35
HEALTH CONDITIONS:

• Chronic migraines
• Neuroaversion
• Paracusia
  (and a hug allergy)

DATE OF BIRTH: December 25th, 2949 (self-claimed; true birth date unknown)
PLACE OF BIRTH: Banzhaf's Void, Lost Creek Sector (self-claimed; true birth place unknown)

COMMON ASSIGNMENTS:

• Assistant
• Head of Personnel
• Bartender
• Chaplain
• Courier (Cargo Technician)

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We don't know where he came from. No, really. We have no idea. He doesn't either.

He were found in the scattered wreckage of one of our vessels— the NTSS Cataphract, some big salvage scraper. The incident with the Cataphract itself is strange, too; it just disappeared off record, and we found it annihilated at it's last pinged location. Er, regardless, the lizard—God-Damned, as he eventually came to be named—was barely clinging to life somewhere in the remains of the Cataphract according to the crew that found him. He barely could recall how to speak properly in recovery, much less remember who he was, where he was from, or anything like that.

For documentation purposes, he does, technically, have a place and time of birth, as well as a name, but these were all assigned or self-assigned post-incident.

-Bill Faller, Central Command Auditor

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