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Heya, folks!
I am the Funky Factmeister.
I made Funky Facts 1:

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And Funky Facts 2!

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And now I plan on launching this dead horse into space with a pack of C4s strapped to it for the

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That's right! Funky Facts 3 will be the Grand Finale. No more after this!!
However, you people have DRAINED ME!! That's right! I am DEVOID of Funky Facts for the finale... oh woe is me... I am DOOMED...

just fucking kidding I lied. I have YOU fine funky folks.

I'm beating around the bush here ^{(woah first dead horses now bushes)} but the point of this thread is this:

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I will read them out and inform the masses. Submit factoids about sci, diagrams about atmos, uh... whatever, reply with whatever. I don't care. Give me content ingredients so I can make a delish stew out of your posts.
I will use every reply to this post in the final video.
Deadline for replies to be include is this Saturday, 2026/04/11, at the end of the day EST.

Did you know? Butter knives can be used to make the biomass reclaimer. It's dull you fool it'll hurt the bodies more.

Science facts (artifact edition) that definitely are not mald:
Close Inspection is always linked to Explosion if the artifact is not in a chamber. Do not shift click artifacts ever for any reason!
Every node you do not check is Explosion, or small-scale high-speed nuclear reaction. Do not perform any artifact nodes you haven't checked the effects of!
"Creates friendly fauna" actually means "Creates hostile monster". If you stay in the chamber, it will create a space bear!
Non-solid plasma exclusively means gaseous plasma! There is no way to make liquid plasma, so you should never try!

Funky fact! Security Spinoff Edition™

Did you know that officers are not allowed to force a search on green? You can flip them off and tell them to grab a warrant stamped before issuing the search (even though you definitely have nothing on you).

Bonus Slime Fact™©® : you can hide your contraband in your internal storage if you're a slime

did you know that everytime we touch i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly

anyways actual fact. did you know that when playing a silicon, your first law takes priority over any below it? so if you get conflicting laws, the first one takes precedence!