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Heya, folks!
I am the Funky Factmeister.
I made Funky Facts 1:

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And Funky Facts 2!

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And now I plan on launching this dead horse into space with a pack of C4s strapped to it for the

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That's right! Funky Facts 3 will be the Grand Finale. No more after this!!
However, you people have DRAINED ME!! That's right! I am DEVOID of Funky Facts for the finale... oh woe is me... I am DOOMED...

just fucking kidding I lied. I have YOU fine funky folks.

I'm beating around the bush here ^{(woah first dead horses now bushes)} but the point of this thread is this:

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I will read them out and inform the masses. Submit factoids about sci, diagrams about atmos, uh... whatever, reply with whatever. I don't care. Give me content ingredients so I can make a delish stew out of your posts.
I will use every reply to this post in the final video.
Deadline for replies to be include is this Saturday, 2026/04/11, at the end of the day EST. whenever.

Did you know? Butter knives can be used to make the biomass reclaimer. It's dull you fool it'll hurt the bodies more.

Science facts (artifact edition) that definitely are not mald:
Close Inspection is always linked to Explosion if the artifact is not in a chamber. Do not shift click artifacts ever for any reason!
Every node you do not check is Explosion, or small-scale high-speed nuclear reaction. Do not perform any artifact nodes you haven't checked the effects of!
"Creates friendly fauna" actually means "Creates hostile monster". If you stay in the chamber, it will create a space bear!
Non-solid plasma exclusively means gaseous plasma! There is no way to make liquid plasma, so you should never try!

Funky fact! Security Spinoff Edition™

Did you know that officers are not allowed to force a search on green? You can flip them off and tell them to grab a warrant stamped before issuing the search (even though you definitely have nothing on you).

Bonus Slime Fact™©® : you can hide your contraband in your internal storage if you're a slime

did you know that everytime we touch i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly

anyways actual fact. did you know that when playing a silicon, your first law takes priority over any below it? so if you get conflicting laws, the first one takes precedence!

Here's a funky fact that Nanotrasen doesn't want you to know!

Did you know that the person behind Nanotrasen is named Dawn Lean-

knocks on the door

Hold on guys, I will be right back...

Here’s an amazing funky fact!

NanoTrasen block game is legally distinct from the other one, and NT will sue you into oblivion if you say otherwise! (It makes a lot of money alright)

Luxury Pens can change their signature color by checking the verb menu

The Detective can check deleted Nanochats by scanning the ID card

Just moved outta my apratment(sic), so it'll be a bit longer than expected until I can start ""cooking"" as the hip youth say!!

As a result, the deadline for submissions to this thread is now extended to whenever. Submit all possible garbage to this thread for the video, and I'll accept it until I decide I'm ready.

Here's a few:

• Radiation collectors scale in efficiency with how much plasma is left in them. A half-full radiation collector is only half as effective as a full one.

• The nuclear generator was originally a Goonstation feature, so if you're on a map where the reactor isn't already set up (like Bagel) and can't remember the pattern, you can literally just copy off the Goonstation wiki page.

• You can put a whole bottle box in a ChemMaster, and distribute up to 270u of whatever chemicals you desire across nine bottles with just a few clicks.

• Bounties are writable, and while that does not mean you can actually alter the items in the bounty or the payout, you can still print a bounty and change the details to get access to items that people otherwise would not be willing to hand over (such as insuls, nightsticks, space lube, etc.)

• After the last update to the original codebase, Rodentia have human stomachs. This means they can freely consume coffee, chocolate, etc. but get sick from blood and raw meat.

• The recipe for the radler is incorrect due to a cultural mistranslation. It uses what North Americans call lemonade (sweetened, lemon-flavoured water) instead of what Germans and people from several other countries call lemonade (lemon soda).