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Subject: Scrams-a-Way

Date of arrival: ██/██/████

Description: A deep blue lizard with grey soul-less eyes (On occasion [REDACTED] due to ████████ ████).

First Contact: Pod crashed onto █████ revealing the existence of ██████ to ██████████. Notable was the pod's ability to create clones of the subject on demand, which was used to great effect in the █████████ and ███████████ of the subject.

The ability to remember some of the lives of previous clones who had no contact with the pod was initially believed to be from ████████ ██████████ but this has been ruled out over the time they have been in use. The only way to interfere with this recall has been determined to be ████ before the ███ ████ mark.

The memory recall ability has been extensively useful in lowering training costs for station crew, which is additionally helped by an innate want to assist and teach those in need. This should be noted to their stark contrast in behavior when their sense of justice has been slighted, on one occasion causing them to ████ █ █████ ██████ with a spoon.

Sightings:
It is believed that other groups have come across pods with a similar ability to the initial discovery, due to their appearance as ██████ agents, ███████ operatives, and some even being host to unusual diseases and ███████ abilities.

It should be noted, on at least 4 occasions NT personnel have confirmed the existence of planets, stations, and on one case a ████████ ████████ entirely, or almost entirely, populated and supported by versions of the subject.

Defects:
It should be noted that some subjects come with defects, the most notable one being blind, mute, unable to feel pain, unable to hear properly, and approximately 31 meters in height. This subject [REDACTED] and is assumed to be still at large. Should they be spotted [REDACTED].

Additionally meeting with some individuals can lead to memory recall of memories believed to be [REDACTED] which can cause a jarring shift in their personality to some.

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Defect Title: Scrams-a-Weh

Notable differences: Subject is created with green eyes and an INTENSE love for lizard plushies. Currently has not been given employment on station. Considering use in ███████ █████████ ████████ positions due to the love of ████. If done so it is warned that bribery with █████ or other lizard plush paraphernalia could be a bribery risk.

Possible Reasoning: Unknown. No notable changes lead up to the creation. Invasive and intensive study will be preformed until it is better understood.

Defect Title: Scramed-a-Way

Notable differences: On a visual inspection they are blind, and medically they have just about everything wrong. Blind, narcoleptic, Pacifistic, and suffering from constant audio hallucinations causing them to be effectively deaf, and numb to touch.

Handle with care, they could die from a strong hug...

Reasoning: Subject is not in fact different from a regular Scrams-a-Way. All processes to create them were the same, however they managed to convince an intern to grant them Insurance, so now... Now we have to keep them alive... Its not easy... They have been around a while, and know just about everything there is to know about space. Theoretically if there was any way to communicate with them they could even tell you about the founding of Nanotrasen.

They have fought nuclear operatives, heretics, corrupted AIs, Wizards, Zombies, Cultists, and more. They have intricate knowledge of EVERYTHING that could happen on a shift. They do not, however, have the capability to recognize it, communicate it, or do really anything about it. Is unlikely to respond to any form of communication and is often found wandering around random areas of the station blindly. Attempts at connecting their brain to MMIs have failed, and they should be left to lie after death.

Defect Title: Way-Scrambling Marley

Notable differences: Subject forms with Rodentia DNA

Possible Reasoning: Subject was implanted into a Rodentia. Future clones occasionally form with rodentia DNA included, despite not having contact with cloning pod.