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Defect Title: Way-Scrambling Marley

Notable differences: Subject forms with Rodentia DNA

Possible Reasoning: Subject was implanted into a Rodentia. Future clones occasionally form with rodentia DNA included, despite not having contact with cloning pod.

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Defect Title: Scramed-a-Way

Notable differences: On a visual inspection they are blind, and medically they have just about everything wrong. Blind, narcoleptic, Pacifistic, and suffering from constant audio hallucinations causing them to be effectively deaf, and numb to touch.

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Defect Title: Scrams-a-Weh

Notable differences: Subject is created with green eyes and an INTENSE love for lizard plushies. Currently has not been given employment on station. Considering use in ███████ █████████ ████████ positions due to the love of ████. If done so it is warned that bribery with ...

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Subject: Scrams-a-Way

Date of arrival: ██/██/████

Description: A deep blue lizard with grey soul-less eyes (On occasion [REDACTED] due to ████████ ████).


First Contact: Pod crashed onto █████ revealing the existence of ██████ to ██████████. Notable was the pod's ability to create clones of the ...