I am here to spread JOY AND POSITIVITY. All who :gosad: are my ENEMIES.

In all seriousness, good lord, yeah, Warden is a stressful job. Formally, your duties are to protect genpop and the armoury, and to sentence people. Even that alone is stressful since sentencing is very involved, and it sucks ...

Gonna use this thread to mald from now on.
On that note:
I honest to GOD hope Forky comes sooner because I cannot STAND BC.
Whoops, we got a sizeable amount of steel to our base, GG!
Whoops, security didnt notice us in thirty minutes, GG!
Whoops, we decided to break the game, and base ourselves in ...

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PERSONNEL INFORMATION FILE
ASC-392-4359620
“Devon Conway Morris”
Personal Details
Aegis ID: 4359620
Forename: Devon Conway
Surname: Morris
Date of Birth: 25th December 2921
Place of Birth: ASC004 “Pigeon” MOB-002, Base Hospital, Cryogenics Ward ...