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WARDEN COMPLAINING ZONE

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WARDEN COMPLAINING ZONE

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THIS IS A PAGE FOR LEGACY FUNKY WARDEN MAINS TO COMPLAIN.

Warden is one of if not the most stressful job on the station. Right behind if not on the level of HoS. Wanting to process someone as quick as possible while an officer is asking you take contraband like your not already busy. This has thankfully died down in being an issue as most people on Funky have realized it is just a video game and a couple minutes in the brig ain't nothing. But still on other forks the expectation of being both quick and accurate can be mind numbing. :godover:

So please, Wardens, inform us of your woes while your still in charge of brigging :golove:

 

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Re: WARDEN COMPLAINING ZONE

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I am here to spread JOY AND POSITIVITY. All who :gosad: are my ENEMIES.

In all seriousness, good lord, yeah, Warden is a stressful job. Formally, your duties are to protect genpop and the armoury, and to sentence people. Even that alone is stressful since sentencing is very involved, and it sucks to have to try to balance that with all the other stuff relating to prisoners. As if that wasn't bad enough, a bunch of content was gradually added that encourages the warden to act as a dispatcher for rest of the Security team. Camera monitor in your office, crew sensors monitor (which I'm pretty sure actually exists for you to track paroled inmates who have tracking implants, not so you can coordinate officers), and the final nail in the coffin was Dispatcher being added as an alternative job title.

Don't get me wrong, I think having Dispatcher available as an alternative title is great for the Warden players who do want to be a dispatcher. But it also kinda established an expectation that the Warden is someone you can rely on to do that, even though it was never formally added as one of their duties. Luckily Forky will be better in that coordinating the department is only ever listed as the duty of the Commandant, and the Dispatcher exists (even if Dispatcher is deleted, Commandant is still explicitly responsible for this as things currently stand), and of course sentencing is now handled by the Magistrate. So things are actually looking pretty good! Might start playing Warden regularly again after we switch to Forky.

 

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