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Nanotrasen Complaints Department

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Nanotrasen Complaints Department

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At the shift transfer station after your shift, you happen upon a hallway that you haven't gone down yet.

It's a dead end lit by LED lights, with a single airlock at the side adjoined by a potted plant and intercom. On the opposite side there exists a couple of benches and a table with a neat stack of papers. Everything looks sterile.

The intercom crackles without any interaction. The voice is rehearsed after the standard announcement sound plays faintly.

"Welcome to the NanoTrasen Complaints Department. Unfortunately, you are outside office hours."

The background static from the intercom stops abruptly, silent for a moment before the voice continues.

"Please leave a signed paper detailing your complaint in the drop box on our airlock so that it may be handled later. Thank you for your time."

Before you can respond, the intercom turns off. One of the lights glows brighter momentarily before burning out, cracking the tube and dimming the room. There must be a solar flare.

On a closer examination, the airlock's maintenance panel appears to have been replaced with a simple storage hatch, presumably accessible from the other side.

There's nothing else in the hallway. You suppose you could write something while you're here.

 

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After a long, stressful, dangerous, and busy shift, Zavi Lunamoth finds himself in the complaints department. After a brief yelp from the sudden cracking of the fluorescent light tube, he takes a deep breath and stumbles on forward, slipping a pen and paper into his hands as he begins to write out his first, formal complaint.

"To whoever it may concern!

I'm usually not one to complain, in fact, this is the first time I'm brave enough to write up something like this... but this particular issue has really bugged me since I started working here...

Someone at your employment office really needs to get their numbers checked... multiple times I've gone into a shift just to have barely anybody on the station! Missing command members, missing security, missing service... sometimes its a nightmare to get things done! Like... jeezzz!! If you're gonna send us out into space, at least make sure we have enough staff to get the station running? I understand that you guys do whatever you can to help when these things happen but... maybe it'd be better to just have all your employees squared away before sending anyone out to work, first?

Actually, I have another complaint too! Some of your EVAC shuttles are way too cramped! I hate being excited to finally get off a busy and stressful shift, only to find that the shuttle is like, WAY smaller than the one I came in on! It only makes things worse if you ask me, I hate being in such a cramped, noisy spot at the end of the day...

Please make sure this feedback gets in the right hands... um, I promise you guys do a great job otherwise! I love working here, I really do! But... jeezzz, I'm surprised this hasn't been addressed sooner! Thank you for taking the time to read this, whoever it may be...

Signed,
Zavi Lunamoth"

He slips the piece of paper into the airlock's storage receptacle with an anxious flutter, worried that his words might've been too harsh. Regardless, the fluffy moth is proud to have at least shared his feedback.

 

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