Moffy’s notes: This is pasted from my notes so no fancy text since I don’t wanna add it
Elliott Paroll gets hired at NT:
Elliott sighed as she sat down on a bench and buttoned up her bloodstained trench coat she had stolen off a corpse, it was a crisp October day and she had turned 18 around a week ago although it made no difference to her besides her age. Everything was the same as she sighed leaning on a definitely unsanitary bus stop pole. Elliott knew a bus wasn’t coming though, she just needed to gather her thoughts and decide what to do next. Before getting up to try and find somewhere to sleep without being murdered, a harpy in suit and a green tie sat down next to her. Elliott being confused by this since NO BUS IS COMING stood up and said
“You know no bus is coming.” And began to walk away before the harpy stopped her and responded
“Oh! I didn’t realise this was a bus stop! I was going to offer you a job.”
“HAH! As IF! Listen, I’m not stupid and I’m not gonna be trafficked.”
“Well, atleast let me tell you about it..?”
The harpy smiled awkwardly
“Go on then.”
“Well, I come from a company called Nanotrasen, you may have heard of them before.. Nanotrasen is looking for people to hire as workers on their new space station!”
Elliott stared at this harpy
“Space station my ass! What is this bullshit your spitting!?”
The harpy jumped slightly at Elliotts sudden shouting
“W-well,, the job offers free housing and other benefits of living, but you’d have to move far away from your home.”
Elliotts smirk lowered to a neutral expression as she looked at the harpy
“How would we get there..”
“Oh! Well we have a shuttle parked not far from here with some other people we’re hiring! If you want the job you can come see!”
Elliott had an unreadable expression on her face while she thought
“Show me. But try anything and I’ll kill you.”
The harpy smiled at Elliott and stood up from the bench
“Well, we won’t disappoint!”
The harpy motioned for Elliott to follow them.
A couple of minutes into the walk they both eventually arrived to a patch of grass in a field a small distance away from where Elliott “lived” with seemingly what the harpy said was the shuttle. Elliott was obviously apprehensive of this. I mean ‘space travel’ as if. The harpy led her onto the shuttle. Elliott then let out a screech.,, scream(?) listen even i’m not sure.
Elliott quickly put herself behind the harpy and pointed to a human also in the shuttle and said
“Jesus Christ what the FUCK is that!!! Weird,,, er, featherless THING!” Everyone on the shuttle seemed annoyed at her yelling, especially the human. The harpy also caught off guard by Elliott’s screaming turned around to look at Elliott and said
“That’s a human?-“
“It’s rancid.” Elliott retorted, peeking out to look at it once more. Flinching when it looked back
“Ms…”
“Elliott.”
“Ms. Elliott, Nanotrasen doesn’t tolerate this type of behaviour. If you’re going to continue acting like this you won’t be coming with us.”
Elliott immeditaly stopped cowering and grabbed the Harpy by the shoulders
“ILLSTOPJUSTTAKEMEWITHYOU!!!”
“Good, now go sit down please.”
Elliott awkwardly shuffled to whatever free seat there was, trying not to look at any of the.. creatures on board eventually and to her relief sitting next to another harpy. Everyone near her moved as far away as possible in their seat did you think Elliott washed herself often let alone lived in a clean place? I mean I guess I didn’t make it obvious but okay.. Then, with Elliott sitting down, the harpy that had brung her here sat down in the pilots seat. IM NOT WRITING MORE.
Bonus!: Upon arriving to Central Command and getting off the shuttle, the Nanotrasen Harpy guided them all to a small waiting room with a fire, which the 3 people that do know what this means should be prepared for, Elliott screamed and ran away before collapsing and having a mental breakdown, she calmed down after being given a clean winter jacket, a blanket and the interview in another room away from the main one.
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