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Braden Christopher

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Braden Christopher

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Braden Christopher is an Internal Affairs Agent, he is always clad in red clothes matching his red hair (WHICH HE HAS). He has worked for Central Command for countless years now keeping people in line and being an exemplary agent…

that’s what his file says at least, unofficially he has pissed off do many NTRs and magistrates the chance for him to get promoted is pretty much absolute zero chance of ever getting a promotion, the only reason he isn’t demoted into the ground is that the CCOs like him after all the bootlicking he has done.

Braden’s ability to make stuff up and get out of sticky situations is unmatched by any other CC VIP, this includes but is definitely not limited to making a deal with nuclear operatives resulting in the deaths of multiple security officers and then managing to make it look good for him in the after action report.

Sometimes you’d almost think he’s a CC psyop send to antagonize crews close to revolting!

 

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Re: Braden Christopher

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That stupid bald IAA we hate

 

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why are you lying? he is bald.

 

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TrixxedHeart wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2026 3:19 pm

why are you lying? he is bald.

He isn’t bald! You can’t prove it!

 

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My favorite shitter of an IAA :golove:

 

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