You may trust your docs, but I certainly don’t. The amount of burn mix gone through when there are perfectly good advanced burn meds waiting to treat their mono-damaged patients. Sad
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Its less that I trust my MDs and more like I make what i personally prefer to work with. I find overmixed jugs pretty annoying. they are on their own if they manage to eat through 2 jugs of burn mix while not using any advanced burns. I have to yell at them to use the advanced stuff sometimes. I also exclusively play yoshika/scarlet, so i dont see too many MDs that have an IQ of a peanut like most on cirno.
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I do not trust my MDs, the only trust I have is in what I mix together. The day that I can trust my MDs, is the day I won't need labels on my jugs.
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I was sitting waiting on a patient with a ton of burns with a pyra IV just waiting for the burn to go away when the idea struck me to just add pyra and aiuri to normal cryox. Its untested but it should work. It should heal 5 heat (compared to alox's 6). and it doesnt heal the dead. but it should work better than just normal cryox. Also by the looks of it i forgot to add water to the jug.
Also on an unrelated note, this was a very effective IV setup.
From top left going row to row.
Radiation IV, Poison IV, Nega:Trico IV, Heat IV, Salic IV, Revivopine IV, Salbu IV, and empty for whatever.
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ngl forums are kinda the worst format for starting impromptu discussions about games mechanics from a silly video game.
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I have to be lucky if the MDs in my shift even consider using the advanced brutes/burns
I had multiple shifts where the only refills I had to do where the basic Prob/lib and the Aiu/len, like nothing else
MAYBE Dex/Saline refills if I felt like doing that shift start, but otherwise I barely get any requests for advanced chemical refills ![]()
At this point, it feels like doing advanced shift start is just a flex to my CMO witnessing me completing most of the required medicine for the entire shift in the first 15-20 minutes
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I always shift start do the advanced stuff. When i have to treat people im going to want my full selection of chems. I might as well give all my MDs the same treatment. Also my sheet has all the advanced accounted for so its just easier for me to do at this point.
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I personally don't have a chem sheet myself, but I was just curious as to how people can whip out chems just so darn quickly while I fumble about the chem dispenser and chemmaster. I see people like Halogen and Mun Dark just whip up chems like nobody's business. Does a second monitor help with viewing personal spreadsheets to churn out chems so quickly?
Also, even as someone that plays med, I still love having most chems labeled for training interns at the very least. I think the one thing we can improve on is how much we should be dosing out, and not alot of players are familiar with the amount to give and will just give full jabs of whatever chem they have on hand.
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Golthan wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2026 9:40 pmI personally don't have a chem sheet myself, but I was just curious as to how people can whip out chems just so darn quickly while I fumble about the chem dispenser and chemmaster. I see people like Halogen and Mun Dark just whip up chems like nobody's business. Does a second monitor help with viewing personal spreadsheets to churn out chems so quickly?
Also, even as someone that plays med, I still love having most chems labeled for training interns at the very least. I think the one thing we can improve on is how much we should be dosing out, and not alot of players are familiar with the amount to give and will just give full jabs of whatever chem they have on hand.
Back when i actually had a chem sheet that I actively used. my second monitor was a very helpful thing to have. I cannot speak for halogen, as I don't know how he does things. But my ability to make chems at the speed I do is mostly due to me essentially memorizing the important ones. which is everything I work on every shift consistently. The other massive thing being the way I keep chemicals in my master. I take great pains to ensure that my master is in the same (ish) order each time (some things like water or specifically the order of acetone and sulf acid change positions sometimes). I never use alphabetical sort, the more chems you add the more unfindable everything is, as its in a different part of the stack when you inject something into the middle. I can always find what im looking for at the same spot, surrounded by the same chems (along with their colors), every time i need a chem.
This has the unfortunate downside of a massive moral drain as soon as i forget to electrolyze water and cast my hydrogen or oxygen to the shadow realm that is the bottom of my stack.
Oh also Jug mixing. If you take away anything from this post, its that you should Jug mix.