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it's eek-eepa!

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their homeplanet, a rural, agrarian planet had mysteriously become a biohazard due to slag falloff from plasma gases. this, of course unrelated to any possible corporation's doings, forced eek-eepa off of their home planet, away from their family, and into crowded satellites. they took this misfortune as opportunity and sought hard, honest work to achieve their dream of a middle class life.
they signed with nanotrasen, tempted by the promise of a 401k and continuing education credits. here they slaved away as a salvager and part-time cargo technician until they were able to find their passion in chemistry, and due to their employer's generous offers, enrolled in a work-study program to get their bachelor's in premed.
with years of experience under their belt as a senior chemist and occasional chief medical officer, they were able to retire peacefully with a hearty retirement plan and health benefits.

...but recent nanotrasen budget cuts have targeted previously "dishonest" and "inefficient" social benefits, so they might need to rethink their retirement plan.

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name: eek-eepa
species: lizard
age: 53
pronouns: they/them
height: 168 cm (5'6")
weight: 82 kg (181 lb)
aspiration: seeing their ex-wife and taking her on a vacation
worries: losing their 401k

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I would die for them that art is so cute

 

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