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Grunkulus Commander

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Why is no one talking about the Grunkulus Commander role? I've seen it only like three times, but that's about it. They also seem to be a species specific job? I have a few images to show this.

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This image shows the Grunkulus Commander role open. This image was originally taken from an image saying how there was no CE. But Grunkulus Commander was seen open.

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This shows the rare Grunkulus Commander in a renovated chapel. As you can see, Grunkulus Commander is green! Very odd. You never see this species, but Grunkulus Commander always appears as this species.

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Here is an up close look at Grunkulus Commander, you can see the greenness of him here. Very odd and green.

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This last image depicts Grunkulus Commander stealing Christmas. Not only that, but we can see that the species is immune to space? Maybe Grunkulus Commander was too powerful of role, so the admins hide the role.

Now... possible theories...

  • Grunkulus Commander is too powerful

  • Grunkulus Commander is mass hallucination

  • Grunkulus Commander is a glitch in our reality

No one may ever know why no one plays Grunkulus Commander, but we know one things. Grunkulus Commander will live on in our hearts forever. I hope this lets you take a long look inward and see that deep down, we are Grunkulus Commander.

Furthermore, I hope we learn a life lesson that anyone in your life may be a Grunkulus Commander and you should think about life in their green shoes. Reach out to them and tell them that you hope that their life is very Grunkulus Commander and you hope to join them someday.

Thank you for reading my post. Have a Grunkulus day.

 

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I'll hurt you. :do:

 

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